actually the story of my life.
me: omg i have so much stuff to do
me: i don't even have enough time for all this
me: *opens tumblr*
soldier-melark: delusi-ns: today my school principal dressed up like Effie Trinket and went around screaming HAPPY HUNGER GAMES while riding around oN A SEGWAY OMFG I’M CRYING Principal of the year
ammarmali: It’s so annoying when people use big words, but not in the right context. They’re just trying to be ambidextrous.
some-blonde: there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life
muggleland: fucking party time in catching fire
joshhutcherslut: IM LAUGHING SO HARD KJDFSHGKDJFHG
me: -reads at school-
everyone: ew who reads wtf is wrong with you you're such a nerd look how thick that book is and omg it has a small font wow
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
mood: let me sleep for several months